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bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
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shirianekiz:

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

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towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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michandney:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

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dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

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a fucking pirate king at that

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drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

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shades0fearth:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

You tell em

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theawesomeadventurer:

this is the only photo set that matters

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fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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poopflow:

when I was in high school some dudes would play a game called soap drop and they would walk up to people and yell “sOAP DROP” and slap the books out of someone’s hands and another person would come up behind them when they bent over to pick them up, and pelvic thrust them so they fell and then one time they did it to a gay kid and he didn’t fall and he said “I guess that’s what happens when you mess with a power bottom” IM STILL LAUGHING

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