dikubutto:

blackturtleneckcat:

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

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RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!

Oh, and Ginny, dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud!

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marauders4evr:

leela-summers:

faerypotter:

i-m-a-good-viper:

I feel much better now…
Original gif it’s not mine

It’s like a Michael Gambon sized weight has been lifted from my chest. 

**All book readers nod in unison**

This is so satisfying.

marauders4evr:

leela-summers:

faerypotter:

i-m-a-good-viper:

I feel much better now…

Original gif it’s not mine

It’s like a Michael Gambon sized weight has been lifted from my chest. 

**All book readers nod in unison**

This is so satisfying.

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ironpatriotisstupid:

livemulticulturally:

have you ever just

stopped whatever you were doing

to look at an english word and

“you look like a fake word”

yacht

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iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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katswenski:

Little Timmy was not fully prepared for this quiz, I’m afraid.

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enochliew:

Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

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ruinedchildhood:

The cops never bothered me anyway.

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cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

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pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

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It’s my life. 

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mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

mitchwagner:

New York Comic Con attendee cosplays as every Johnny Depp character at once.

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